From the Movies

1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override alien society.
4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out the predecessor.
5. When you turn off the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
7. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
8. It is easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk to you down.
9. Once applied, lipstick will never rub-off-even while scuba diving.
10. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make a mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
11. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
15. Even driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
16. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
17. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
18. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone youmeet will know all the steps.
19. Dogs and other domestic pets can survive events that wipe out humans such as bombings, fires, alien attacks.
20. Helicopters belonging to the bad guys, no matter how well flown, can never seem to catch up with the good guy, even if he's on a bicycle.