15 Things To Do In An Elevator
1. When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your hand phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
4. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
5. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
6. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
7. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
8. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
9. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
10. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
11. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
12. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
13. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
14. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
15. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and anounce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
3 Comments:
Damn! that was bloody hilarious yoh! I think I ma borrow some of 'em pranks hah!
Oh my goodness...you never fail to make me laugh my lungs out like a drunk clown reading some of your blogs especially this one. Its amazingly hilarious. I think I should pull 1 off and freak people out to set them phobias of taking the lift hahahaahah...well another good one was how u might enjoy your brother pouring cold water behind your back when you are intently reading a book. You certainly have a brilliant way of expressing your sense of humor Take care dearrie
Saravanan (sara)
Ub: Tell me how it goes...sounds like fun!
Sara: Glad you're enjoying yourself...do try them out.
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